Forgetting Who I Am

If you throw away your paper
Dispose your disposible razor
Be the clean human being you should be
If you always lift the seat
And always wipe your feet
You will unknowingly fire me
(Cause I’m a)
Janitor
Janitor
Janitor of your daily life
Janitor
Janitor
I’m 64 and never had a wife

Scrubin up your spew
Isn’t the funnest thing to do
But someone pays me money to clean it
The grossest one i’ve seen
Was blue red and green
Mixed with corn.. oh you should have seen it
I pay for the movies
Cause I wipe up your poopy
I’ve been mopin since i could crawl
I get home by nine
Unless i’m workin overtime
Tryin to afford some new overalls
Janitor
Janitor
Doin this 50 years and will not quit
Janitor
Janitor
I’m always in the room when you shit

Never got a degree
Just my sweet GED
But I get along just as fine
Anytime I feel lonely
need someone to hold me
Dial the numbers in the stall “for a good time”
Janitor
Janitor
Garbage is my bride and i’m the groom
Janitor
Janitor
Never leave the house without a broom